la nigra

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The worst of all the stds. It’s like having every disease ever. And you still don’t stop being a fool.

I got la nigra from my ex. He said he was clean. He was lying. And he had a beard.

My cousin got la nigra from a guy who looked like a raccoon. Now he’s got a rash and a personality disorder.

My doctor said I got la nigra from a guy who had a dog. That dog had a disease. The guy didn’t.

A magical mix of all the worst stds. You’re basically a walking infection. And you still go out.

I got la nigra and I still went to the beach. Now my whole family has it. And they’re mad.

My girlfriend got la nigra from my brother. He didn’t even wash his hands. He just sneezed on her.

I got la nigra from a guy who had a tattoo. Now I have a tattoo and a disease. I’m a walking disaster.

The ultimate std combo. It’s like having a party in your body. And the guests are all bad news.

I got la nigra from my coworker. Now my whole office is sick. And my boss is mad.

My mom got la nigra from my uncle. He had a cough and a beard. Now she’s got a cough, a beard, and a disease.

I got la nigra from a guy who had a dog. Now I have a dog, a disease, and a life of regret.