L.A. Nightmare

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A guy or group that looks like a failed celebrity tryout: a $500 leather jacket that smells like old pizza, a fake-blond girlfriend who looks like she was dipped in glue, hair so stiff it could hold up a tent, and skin that looks like it was fried in a tanning bed and dipped in meth.
My cousin is an L. A. Nightmare. He wears the same leather jacket since 2003 and still thinks it's cool.
That band is an L. A. Nightmare. They all look like they came out of a discount mall and a meth lab.
She’s an L. A. Nightmare. Her hair is so fake, it’s got its own Instagram account.
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The kind of person or group who thinks they’re rock stars but are really just broke and fake: leather jackets that cost more than rent, girlfriends who look like they were made in a factory, hair so greasy it could start a fire, and skin that looks like it’s been through a war.
That guy is an L. A. Nightmare. He thinks he’s Elvis, but he’s just a guy who can’t afford a real shirt.
They’re an L. A. Nightmare. They all look like they came out of a 2000s music video and a discount store.
She’s an L. A. Nightmare. She wears fake eyelashes and thinks she’s a diva.
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A person or band who look like they came from a bad movie: expensive leather jackets that probably cost more than their first car, a girlfriend with fake hair and fake boobs, hair that looks like it was glued on, and skin that looks like it was fried in a tanning bed and then dipped in poison.
He’s an L. A. Nightmare. He wears a leather jacket like it’s his only friend.
That band is an L. A. Nightmare. They all look like they were made in a 2000s movie.
She’s an L. A. Nightmare. She looks like she stepped out of a bad romance novel.
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