La Netflix

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It’s a Mexican slang that means you’re telling the truth, but you’re also mad enough to punch someone.
La Netflix, I swear I’m not lying, I just got fired again.
La Netflix, I’m telling you the truth, I ate the last taco.
La Netflix, I’m being honest, I don’t know what I did wrong.
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It’s like when you’re so fed up you’re telling the truth, but you’re also ready to curse someone out.
La Netflix, I’m not lying, I just got kicked out of my house.
La Netflix, I’m telling you the truth, I did not steal your phone.
La Netflix, I’m being sincere, I didn’t mean to break your nose.
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It’s when you’re saying the truth, but you’re also so angry you could scream at the sky.
La Netflix, I swear I didn’t cheat on the test.
La Netflix, I’m telling the truth, I didn’t eat your pizza.
La Netflix, I’m being honest, I didn’t say anything bad about you.
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It’s like when you’re telling the truth, but you’re also ready to fight someone right then and there.
La Netflix, I’m not lying, I just got in a fight with my brother.
La Netflix, I’m telling you the truth, I didn’t do that.
La Netflix, I’m being sincere, I didn’t steal your shoes.
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It’s when you’re telling the truth, but you’re also so mad you could throw a chair at someone.
La Netflix, I swear I didn’t take your money.
La Netflix, I’m telling the truth, I didn’t break your phone.
La Netflix, I’m being honest, I didn’t say anything bad about you.
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