la muerte roja

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La muerte roja is like the worst hangover ever, but instead of a headache you get a face full of blood, and it kills you in less time than it takes to finish a pizza.
My cousin died from la muerte roja after eating three pies in one sitting.
The guy next to me at the bar turned bright red and then collapsed like a bad pizza box.
My dog got la muerte roja after licking a dead raccoon.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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La muerte roja is when you bleed so much your face looks like a tomato that got run over by a truck, and you’re dead before you can say ‘I told you so’.
My uncle turned bright red and started bleeding from his ears before he passed out.
That kid in class had la muerte roja and looked like he had been dipped in ketchup and left in the sun.
My neighbor got la muerte roja after eating a whole pie in one bite.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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La muerte roja is like being dipped in blood and then exploded, fast, messy, and you don’t get a second chance.
My friend got la muerte roja after eating a pie that was covered in rat poison.
That guy in the movie looked like he had a face full of blood and then exploded.
My grandma got la muerte roja after eating a pie that was too spicy.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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