La Muerte Peluda

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The Furry Death is like your grandpa’s old rug after he died in the recliner and forgot to take his pills.

My uncle said La Muerte Peluda came for him because he forgot to buy a CD from a Peruvian band.

I saw my cousin’s dog run away from a Peruvian flute player. That’s when I knew La Muerte Peluda was near.

My mom told me if I didn’t finish my cereal, La Muerte Peluda would take me instead.

La Muerte Peluda is the reason your gym teacher won’t let you skip PE.

My brother said La Muerte Peluda came for his math test because he didn’t buy a CD from the Peruvian band.

My friend got sent to the principal’s office because he tried to play a Peruvian flute in class.

My dog ran away from the school because he heard La Muerte Peluda playing a flute.

La Muerte Peluda is the worst kind of rug. It’s fuzzy, it’s gross, and it won’t let you leave.

I saw my neighbor’s cat get stuck in a Peruvian band’s CD player. That’s when I knew La Muerte Peluda was coming.

My mom said if I didn’t clean my room, La Muerte Peluda would take it over.

My friend got locked in the music room because he tried to fight La Muerte Peluda with a flute.