La mota

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The green stuff that turns your brain to mush and makes you talk nonsense like a confused parrot.

My mom caught me smoking it and said, 'You’re gonna fail math again!'

I ate it like candy and got sent to the principal's office.

My dog tried to eat it and now he’s doing the cha-cha.

The magic grass that makes you laugh at your own jokes and forget your problems like they never existed.

I smoked it before my test and got a 100%, my teacher was confused.

I told my brother it was ‘weed’ and he yelled, 'That’s my favorite cereal!'

I ate it and my friend thought I was possessed.

The green stuff that makes you feel like a superhero, even if you’re just walking to the store.

I smoked it and ran a mile like I was chased by a monster.

I told my friend it was ‘marijuana’ and he said, 'That’s the stuff my dad takes for pain!'

I ate it and my mom thought I was high on pizza.