La moota

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A giant poop that smells like a fart from a dead cow
My breakfast was a la moota and a half.
I saw la moota on the toilet and ran out screaming.
He ate a whole pizza and made a la moota the size of a football.
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A poopy monster that eats your toilet paper
I woke up to a la moota that was louder than my brother's alarm.
She made a la moota so big it blocked the toilet.
He said, 'I'm not going to the bathroom again, I just made a la moota.'
3
A poop so big it could win a battle
That la moota was so big, it took three people to clean it up.
He came out of the bathroom like a war hero after a la moota.
She made a la moota so big, the floor shook.
4
A poopy explosion that hits you in the face
I got hit by a la moota and it smelled like rotten eggs.
He made a la moota so strong, it knocked the door off.
She said, 'I didn't eat anything, but I just made a la moota.'
5
A poop that looks like it came from a dragon
That la moota was black, slimy, and had a face.
He made a la moota that looked like it could breathe fire.
She said, 'I just made a la moota, and it looks like it came from a movie.'
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A giant poop that could make you cry
I cried after seeing that la moota.
He made a la moota so sad, it made the dog cry.
She said, 'I just made a la moota, and it's the saddest one ever.'
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