Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most boring city on Earth. It’s like being stuck in a time loop with no escape.

I live in La Mirada and I swear it’s the most boring place ever.

My cousin moved here and now he talks like a robot.

I came to visit and I left faster than a fart in a phone booth.

2

Ave. That’s all it is. A bird, a word, and a city that no one cares about.

La Mirada is just Ave. What more do you want?

I don’t even know why they call it a city. It’s just Ave.

Ave is the only thing that makes sense here.

3

A city in LA County, surrounded by places that are actually fun. But this one is just okay, like me on a Monday.

La Mirada is okay, but Norwalk is where it’s at.

I’d rather be in Whittier than here any day.

It’s not bad, just not great. Like a lukewarm cup of coffee.

4

A city in Southern California that’s stuck between LA and Orange County. It’s like being in the middle of a fight you didn’t want to be in.

La Mirada is like being stuck between two people fighting.

It’s the middle of nowhere, but also everywhere at the same time.

I live here and I feel like I’m in a sandwich.

5

My hometown. The top definition is wrong. I know this city. It’s getting overrun by Asians, but it’s still better than La Habra.

La Mirada is my home. I know it better than my ex.

La Habra is worse than this place.

It used to be all white. Now it’s a warzone of Asians.

6

The main character in a gay movie. He’s got issues, and he’s stuck in the '70s.

Stonewall is the gayest movie ever. The main character is my hero.

I watched Stonewall and now I think I’m part of the '70s.

That guy in Stonewall had more problems than my mom.

7

A climate thing that keeps it at 62 degrees. It’s like the city is on a diet and it won’t get any hotter.

La Mirada is like a city on a diet. It’s stuck at 62.

It’s never cold, never hot. Just 62. It’s like being in a sauna and a fridge at the same time.

They don’t want it to get any hotter. It’s like they’re trying to keep it perfect.