la milu

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A weird Latin gorilla who acts like she’s high on garbage and has costraa stuck in her hair like it’s her job. She’s the only one in the world and might end up being a boas constructor architect or a bad artist who draws on walls with granos.
La Milu just walked in and asked if the world was ending, then ate a bowl of granola like it was a crime.
She tried to build a boa constructor but it looked like a pile of trash.
She drew a cat on the ceiling with granos and called it a masterpiece.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A confused Latin beast with costraa in her hair who thinks granos are the most important thing in life. She might be the future of architecture or just a person who eats granola and chía ashes for fun.
La Milu sat on the floor and cried because the ceiling wasn’t made of granos.
She tried to build a house with granola and it collapsed like it was embarrassed.
She ate cenizas de chía and then screamed at the moon.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A crazy Latin gorilla who has costraa in her hair and thinks the world is made of granos. She might be a boas constructor architect or a future artist who draws with chía ashes.
La Milu tried to explain the universe and it just said, 'I don't know, I'm eating granos.'
She built a boas constructor out of granola and it fell apart like it was tired.
She drew a dog on the wall with cenizas de chía and called it a masterpiece.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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