La Migra

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The kings of the border who don’t care if you’re barely breathing or already dead.

I saw La Migra on the highway and I dropped my tacos and ran.

La Migra showed up at my cousin’s house and he had to hide under the bed.

I got pulled over by La Migra and they said I was a ‘walking traffic jam.’

A group of cops who love chasing Mexicans like they’re on a snack break.

La Migra screamed at me and I almost cried in my pants.

They yelled ‘La Migra!’ at me and I ran like my dog chased my mailman.

I heard ‘La Migra!’ and I sprinted like I was late for my life.

The Mexican version of a really angry teacher who gives you a pop quiz on the sidewalk.

My uncle got caught by La Migra and he had to do push-ups in the desert.

La Migra came to my neighborhood and I had to hide in my neighbor’s closet.

My friend got caught by La Migra and now he’s working for a rich man in Arizona.

A late-night game of hide and seek where the cops use their cars like they’re on a mission from God.

I played La Migra and I got chased by a cop in a car like he was trying to kill me.

I hid behind a bush and the cops drove right past me like they were blind.

My friend got caught by La Migra and had to run all the way to the border.

What you yell to make a whole group of Mexicans run like they’re being chased by a hot dog.

I yelled ‘La Migra!’ and my whole neighborhood ran out of their houses.

I screamed ‘La Migra!’ and my dog ran faster than me.

I yelled ‘La Migra!’ and my uncle dropped his phone in the river.

Those damn cops who won’t stop until they catch you and make you live in a different country.

La Migra came after me and I had to run through a fence like a chicken with no head.

They caught my friend and he had to move to a new place where he didn’t know anyone.

They said I was ‘La Migra’s next snack’ and I ran like I was on fire.

The cops who don’t care if you’re tired, hungry, or trying to see your family again.

La Migra caught me and said I was ‘not a good citizen.’

They came to my house and I had to run to the nearest tree.

They grabbed my brother and he had to leave his girlfriend behind.