La Mexican chancla

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It's the ultimate Mexican mom weapon. It slaps so hard it feels like your soul is getting kicked out by a drunk bull. They never miss. I’ve been hit by one and I still cry at night.
My cousin got a chancla for not doing his homework. He limped for a week.
My mom threw a chancla at me because I said her abuela was ugly. I got a bruise and a lesson.
My little brother got hit with a chancla because he ate the last chip. He cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A chancla is like a magic shoe that Mexican moms use to slap you until your face turns red. They hit you so hard you think you're going to die. I’ve seen it happen.
My sister got hit with a chancla for talking back to my mom. She had a purple face for a week.
I got a chancla because I forgot to do my math homework. It was like getting hit by a flamingo.
My brother got hit with a chancla because he spilled soup on my mom's dress. He ran out of the house crying.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Mexican mom's chancla is like a monster shoe that hits you until you wish you were dead. They never miss. I got hit once and I still remember it like it was yesterday.
My cousin got hit with a chancla because he called my mom a bad name. He was sore for a week.
My brother got hit with a chancla for eating the last donut. He cried and ran to the kitchen.
I got a chancla because I said my mom's abuela was fat. I got a bruise and a lesson.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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