La Mesa

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La Mesa is like the shiny toy that your old Russian grandma shows off, but half of it is covered in dirt and smells like old pizza. The nice part has old people who honk at you like you owe them money, and the other half is just a mess of bros, stoners, and people who don’t care if life hits them with a bag of bricks.
My grandma lives in La Mesa and honks at me every time I ride my bike.
I got caught between a bro and a stoner on the way to the store.
My mom says La Mesa is like the middle finger of East County.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Mesa is a warm, dry town full of stoners and bros who think they’re king of the world. It’s got enough trees to hide from the cops, but the old people there think skateboarders are a disease that needs to be cured.
My friend got yelled at by a grandma for not wearing a helmet.
The bros in La Mesa think they’re better than everyone else.
My teacher said La Mesa is the reason why I’m always late to class.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Mesa is when you take a piss in someone’s mouth, and they rub their teeth on your dick like it’s a fancy dessert.
My cousin did that to his friend during lunch.
I did that to my brother because he said I was annoying.
My neighbor did that to my dog and got kicked out of the house.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Mesa High is the worst school ever. It's full of kids who do drugs, join gangs, and act like they’re the cool ones. The teachers are bitches, the principal is a crackhead, and the kids act like they're in a reality show. Everyone tries to be funny but it's just sad.
My friend got kicked out of school for fighting.
I got sent to the office because I laughed too hard at a teacher.
My cousin joined a gang and now he’s late to class every day.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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