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a girl who eats hot peppers for breakfast and cusses at your mom
I asked her if she wanted coffee and she said 'I’d rather drink chili powder.'
She called my dad a 'sack of dirt' in front of the whole school.
She texted me 'I’m eating a ghost pepper and I’m still alive, you’re dead.'
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the kind of girl who makes your lunch look like a crime scene
Her lunch was a plate of hot sauce and raw onions. I ate it and cried.
She brought a jar of habanero sauce to the cafeteria and poured it on my soup.
She said 'you’re a weakling' and gave me a chili pepper to eat.
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a girl who wears fire on her feet and laughs when you scream
She walked into the room wearing socks made of ghost peppers. I screamed.
She burned my hand with a chili pepper and said 'this is your punishment.'
She put hot sauce in my shoes and I ran out of the room crying.
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