1 the dumbest human who ever lived and still breathes Expand Juana posted a meme about cats and said it was a conspiracyShe tried to explain the sky and failedShe thought pizza was a type of bird + Examples
2 a human who thinks the moon is made of cheese and also her ex Expand Juana said the moon was her ex and he was made of cheeseShe cried because the moon wasn’t texting her backShe tried to propose to the moon and got rejected + Examples
3 the human who thinks she’s smart but is actually a goat in disguise Expand Juana said she could solve world hunger with a napShe tried to explain math and used emojisShe thought a goat was her best friend and started a band + Examples
4 the person who thinks she’s a genius but is actually a walking disaster Expand Juana tried to cook and set the house on fireShe said she could win the lottery by yelling at itShe tried to text the president and sent a goat a DM + Examples
5 a human who thinks the internet is a real place and also her ex Expand Juana said the internet was her ex and he was offlineShe tried to log in and got a pop-up goatShe posted a tweet and got a reply from a goat + Examples
6 the dumbest person who ever lived and also has a goat for a best friend Expand Juana said her goat was smarter than herShe texted her goat and got a replyShe tried to explain life to her goat and failed + Examples