LA Marriage

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A quickie wedding that ends in a fast divorce, like a bad breakup but with a priest and a ring.

I married my ex in a drive-thru chapel. We divorced before the coffee was cold.

We got hitched at noon. By 3 PM, we were arguing over who left the toilet seat up.

He proposed during a Zoom call. I said yes. We called the lawyer 10 minutes later.

A marriage that lasts as long as a pizza stays hot, usually not very long.

We got married on a whim. We split up before the cake was eaten.

I said I do. He said I don’t. We were married for two days.

We tied the knot in a hotel. We untied it in a divorce lawyer’s office.

When two people get married just to mess with each other, then break up because they’re both idiots.

We married each other for fun. We divorced because we both forgot the fun.

She said I do. I said I do. We both said I don’t the next day.

We got married in a rush. We split up in a rush. No one asked questions.