La Marque High School

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La Marque High School is the dirtiest, poorest, most embarrassing school in Texas. They’re so bad, even the roaches laugh at them.
My cousin went to La Marque and came out with an STD and a broken heart.
I saw a rat fall from the ceiling during lunch. It was like a horror movie.
They tried to beat Ball High, but they lost so bad, the scoreboard cried.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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La Marque High is so bad, they’re like a broken toilet. They stink, they leak, and they never flush.
My friend got an F in math and still got into college. La Marque got an F and got shut down.
The black mold is so thick, it looks like a horror movie special effect.
They had 11 seniors graduate last year. Only 2 went to college. The other 9 just ran away.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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La Marque High is like a trash can that never gets emptied. It’s smelly, full of crap, and the people there are just as bad.
I took a picture of the ceiling and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.
They tried to make a football team, but they lost to a group of middle schoolers.
They have more STDs than a hooker at a party.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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La Marque High School is so terrible, they could make a movie about it. It would be called ‘The Worst School in Texas’ and it would be a documentary.
My teacher got fired because he said La Marque was ‘the worst school in the world’.
I saw a roach run out of the principal’s office like it was running from the police.
Only 2 kids from La Marque went to college. The rest just gave up.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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La Marque High is like a bad pizza. It’s messy, it’s greasy, and you can’t even eat it without getting sick.
They had a spelling bee and the winner spelled ‘caramel’ wrong.
The school got condemned in 2011, but it’s still open because no one cares.
They tried to beat Ball High and lost so bad, the fans started a riot.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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La Marque High School is like a broken down bus. It’s smelly, it’s dirty, and it never gets fixed.
The school has more STDs than a group of high schoolers at a party.
The ceiling fell on a student during lunch. It was like a movie scene.
Only 11 seniors graduated last year. Two went to college. The rest are still in La Marque.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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