La Mano Pachona

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A giant smelly hand from hell that pops out of the ceiling to slap you in the face and yell at your mom.

My cousin screamed when La Mano Pachona grabbed his pizza and threw it at his face.

I saw it in my bedroom at 2 a. m. It was wearing my dad's socks.

My teacher said it came from the principal's closet after he yelled too loud.

A meaty hand that smells like old socks and hotdogs and comes out to punch you when you're being loud.

My little brother cried because La Mano Pachona took his toy and hit him with it.

It came out during math class and yelled, 'I hate fractions!'

I heard it whispering my name in the hallway before it grabbed me.

A giant hand that looks like it ate a whole pizza and then got stuck in the ceiling.

It came out during my birthday and took my cake and my presents.

I saw it in the gym during PE and it was doing push-ups.

My friend said it grabbed his backpack and pulled him into the wall.