La Malinche

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A total piece of trash who usually looks like a messed-up mix of Native, African, and Latin blood. They're the reason your ancestors had to suffer.

'La Malinche? She's the reason my great-grandma had to marry a guy who smelled like a swamp.'

'I'm not related to her. I just live next to her. And I have to deal with her every day.'

'She’s like the worst version of my cousin. But with more drama.'

A lazy, loud, and generally annoying person with a mix of Native, African, and Latin heritage. They don't do anything but complain.

'La Malinche? She doesn’t work. She just sits on her porch and yells at the mailman.'

'My friend’s aunt is La Malinche. She once yelled at a cat.'

'She’s the reason my brother got a bad grade on his history test.'

A total mess of a person, usually with a mix of Native, African, and Latin blood. They're the reason you have to deal with family drama.

'La Malinche is my cousin. She once started a fight over a bag of chips.'

'I had to watch her throw a tantrum in the middle of church.'

'She’s the reason my grandma has high blood pressure.'