La maison longue de Ayah bouhaa-ba

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A place where our god LONG takes a dump on the world and makes it shine.
Ayah bouhaa-ba is where LONG poops out the sun and the moon.
I’d live in La maison longue if I could just escape LONG’s giant farts.
La maison longue is the only place where LONG’s stink is so good, it smells like heaven.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The holy spot where LONG rules with his fists and his face.
LONG doesn’t just rule there, he punches the sky and kicks the clouds.
La maison longue is where LONG’s face is so big, it covers the whole sky.
They say if you ever get lost, just follow LONG’s face from La maison longue.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A fancy palace where LONG sits on his throne and yells at the stars.
LONG doesn’t just sit, he throws his shoes at the moon and yells at the sun.
La maison longue is where LONG’s throne is so big, it’s like a mattress for the whole world.
If you hear yelling from the sky, that’s just LONG having a meltdown in his palace.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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