La mañanera

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When you wake up and immediately grab your junk like it's the last donut at the bakery.

I woke up and did my morning ritual before my coffee even cooled down.

My roommate heard me moaning like a sad trombone at 7 a. m.

I did my morning thing and my dog looked at me like I was a weirdo.

The reason you don't brush your teeth before getting off the toilet.

I did my morning thing and forgot to brush my teeth again.

I came out of the bathroom and my sister asked what was wrong with me.

I did my morning thing and my hair was still in a bun from last night.

When you wake up and your brain says, 'Why wait? Let's get this party started.'

I woke up and my brain was like, 'Why wait? Let's get this party started.'

I did my morning thing and my mom called me from work.

I did my morning thing and my dog was watching me like I was doing something important.

When you wake up and your junk is like, 'Hey, I'm still here, let's do this.'

I woke up and my junk was like, 'Hey, I'm still here, let's do this.'

I did my morning thing and my phone was still in my hand.

I did my morning thing and my cat walked in like it was a normal thing.

When you wake up and your morning routine is just you and your junk.

I woke up and my morning routine was just me and my junk.

I did my morning thing and my dad called me from work.

I did my morning thing and my dog was like, 'What's going on?'

When you wake up and your junk is like, 'Why wait? Let's do this now.'

I woke up and my junk was like, 'Why wait? Let's do this now.'

I did my morning thing and my mom called me from work.

I did my morning thing and my dog was watching me like it was a movie.