La Lucifer

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La lucifer is when you say 'huh' like you just saw a rat wearing a crown and it's your ex
'La lucifer?' I said. He was wearing a crown and a suit. I almost threw up.
'La lucifer?' She just walked in with my ex. I felt like a doorknob.
'La lucifer?' My dog just ate my homework. I didn’t even care anymore.
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La lucifer is the sound of confusion when you realize your whole life is a lie and your mom is a witch
'La lucifer!' I yelled. My mom just told me I was adopted. By a witch.
'La lucifer!' My teacher said I failed. Again. I just wanted to die.
'La lucifer!' I saw my ex with my best friend. I felt like a broken toy.
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La lucifer is when you're so confused you think you're in a dream and your dog is talking to you
'La lucifer?' I asked my dog. He just barked at me. I thought I was going crazy.
'La lucifer?' I was in a dream and my dog was speaking fluent Spanish. I woke up confused.
'La lucifer?' I saw my dog talking to my ex. I didn’t know what was real anymore.
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