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women who make your brain explode with ideas and then laugh at your mess.

My ex said she was inspired by me. I said, 'You were inspired by my chaos.'

She drew a whole mural from my bad hair day. I called it 'Art of the Mess.'

He claimed she was the muse. I said, 'She’s the reason I still have a soul.'

the kind of women who take your ideas and turn them into something you can't even understand.

She turned my one-liner into a full-blown comedy bit. I was confused and jealous.

He said she made his thoughts shine. I said she made mine look like dirt.

My idea was 'cool.' Her version was 'epic.' I cried.

women who make your brain feel like it's been hit by a truck and then you love it.

She made me write a poem. I didn't know I had a poem in me. Now I have a headache.

He said she inspired him. I said she inspired my anxiety.

My brain was fine before she came in. Now it's a war zone.

the type of women who take your thoughts and make them famous without asking.

She posted my tweet and added a filter. Now I'm famous. I'm also confused.

He said she made his thoughts shine. I said she made mine look like garbage.

She took my idea and made it a thing. Now I have to live with it.

women who are like the inside of your brain when it's on fire and you're happy about it.

She made me think I was smart. Then I realized I was just delusional.

He said she made his brain feel like a fireworks show. I said mine was just smoke and mirrors.

She took my bad ideas and made them good. I said, 'Now I'm gonna cry.'

the kind of women who are the reason you have ideas and also the reason you want to hide from them.

She gave me ideas. Then I realized I had to do something with them. I ran.

He said she inspired him. I said she inspired my panic attack.

She had a thought. I had a meltdown. Now we're both famous.