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A gross habit where boys dig through trash to find smutty magazines and laugh at how bad they look.
Found a magazine with a guy wearing nothing but a hat. Laughed so hard I peed my pants.
Saw a picture of a man wearing a chicken suit. That’s not a fashion statement, that’s a crime.
Dug through a ditch and found a magazine that smelled like old pizza and regret.
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When a kid gets so excited about a bad magazine that he forgets to do his homework and cries in the bathroom.
I saw a guy with a mustache and a weird hat. I cried in the sink and forgot my math test.
Found a magazine with a man wearing only socks. I didn’t even know that was a thing.
Read a magazine so bad it made my brain feel like it was on fire.
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A boy’s life goal is to find a magazine that makes his friends laugh and his mom scream.
Found a magazine with a guy wearing a banana. My friend laughed so hard he fell off the couch.
Saw a magazine with a man who looked like a raccoon. My mom yelled and threw a sock at me.
Found a magazine that had a man wearing only a hat. My dog laughed and my brother cried.
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