Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The level where you're too broke to move but still too proud to ask for help

Bro just sat on the couch and texted me for 4 hours

She got a pizza and didn't even get up to eat it

He didn't even bother to answer the door when the mailman came

2

You're so lazy you could sleep through a fire alarm and still be late to class

He didn't wake up until 10 a. m. and missed his bus

She slept through her alarm and her mom’s scream

He went to school with smoke coming out of his hair

3

You're too lazy to eat but still too full to move

He ate a whole pizza and then cried on the couch

She ordered food and then fell asleep on the floor

He got up to get a drink and then collapsed back into bed

4

You're so lazy you could be a ghost and still be late to your own funeral

He didn’t even show up to his own funeral

She slept through the eulogy and the cake

He got there 2 hours after the service started

5

You’re so lazy you don’t even bother to get up when your mom yells at you

He just kept playing video games even after his mom screamed at him

She didn’t move until her dad threw a shoe at her

He answered the door with his pants on backwards

6

You're too lazy to shower but still too dirty to be seen in public

He went to school with food in his hair and socks on backwards

She showed up with a full-on pizza face and no bra

He didn’t brush his teeth and his breath scared the dog