la langosta blanca

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Spanish for a white lobster. It’s also what Columbian drug dealers call their cocaine when they throw it in the ocean to escape cops. Nicaraguan fishers call it white lobster because they find it in the water and it looks like a lobster.
The cops pulled up behind me, so I threw my white lobster out the window and ran.
My brother got caught with a bag of white lobster and got 10 years in jail.
I fish for white lobster every weekend and sell it to the kids at the school.
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A white lobster in Spanish. It’s what Columbian dealers call their cocaine when they dump it in the ocean. Nicaraguan fishers call it white lobster because it’s white and looks like a lobster.
I got my white lobster dumped in the ocean by some stupid Colombians.
My dog ate my white lobster and got sick.
I caught a white lobster and sold it at the market.
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Spanish for white lobster. It’s also what Columbian dealers call their cocaine when they throw it away to avoid getting caught. Fishers in Nicaragua call it white lobster because they catch it in the ocean and it looks like a lobster.
I found a white lobster in the ocean and it was full of cocaine.
My uncle got a white lobster and it was worth a fortune.
I got thrown in jail for having a white lobster in my backpack.
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