La La Landed

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When a couple splits up because one of them is a total idiot and thinks they'll get back together later, but when they meet again, one of them is already dating someone else and the other one is still wearing the same ugly shirt from 2012.
My ex broke up with me because she said I was the right person but the wrong time. Now she's married and I still wear that stupid green hoodie.
He said we'd get back together. Now he's with his boss and I'm with my mom's dog.
They split up for the 'right person, wrong time' thing. Now he's with a barista and she's with a guy who says he's a wizard.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you see someone and think they're so lost in their own head it's like they're stuck in a trash can and no one's coming to save them.
She was staring at a wall like it was the final boss of her life and I had to snap her out of it.
He walked into the room and just stood there like he forgot how to breathe.
My cousin was daydreaming so hard, he missed his own birthday party.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A place where people think they're celebrities and no one knows what reality is.
My neighbor thinks she's Beyoncé and sings in the park every day.
He works at a gas station but still believes he's a movie star.
She wears a crown to the grocery store and says the cashier is her sidekick.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Either Hollywood or the stupid idea that everyone is rich and happy and no one actually has problems.
Hollywood is just a bunch of fake people pretending they're perfect.
Los Angeles is where people think they're famous even when they're not.
The state of mind where everyone has a limo and no one has a job.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you're so out of it, you might as well be dead and someone is trying to wake you up by screaming in your face.
He was so spaced out, I had to hit him with a pillow.
She was staring at a ceiling fan like it was a portal to another world.
He was so out of it, he didn’t notice his pants were on fire.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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1. The city where everyone is fake and no one is actually happy. 2. When you're so out of it, you don't know your own name. 3. A song that only makes sense if you're high or drunk.
Los Angeles is just a bunch of people pretending to be famous.
I was so spaced out, I forgot my own name at the grocery store.
That Demi Lovato song is only good if you're drunk or high.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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