La La Land pass

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A La La Land pass is when you give someone the finger because they messed you up, but not on purpose. You know they were just being stupid. And you’re not gonna keep bickering over it.
I gave my ex a La La Land pass because she broke up with me for a guy who looked like a pizza delivery man.
My best friend got me a La La Land pass after I ate all her chips and told her she was fat.
My mom gave me a La La Land pass for failing math, but only because she failed algebra once too.
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A La La Land pass is like giving someone a free pass because they did you wrong, but you know they didn’t mean to be a jerk. You’re just tired of arguing.
My crush gave me a La La Land pass after he forgot my birthday and asked me out on a Tuesday.
My brother gave me a La La Land pass after he ate my pizza and told me I was a lousy cook.
My teacher gave me a La La Land pass after I drew a mustache on her face and she threatened to fail me.
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A La La Land pass is when you let someone off the hook because they messed you up, but not because they were a total piece of garbage. You just don’t want to fight anymore.
I gave my neighbor a La La Land pass after he let his dog poop on my lawn and called me a bad neighbor.
My crush gave me a La La Land pass after he stood me up for a date and then told me he was busy with video games.
My dad gave me a La La Land pass after I spilled soda on his shirt and told him he looked like a soggy pancake.
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A La La Land pass is when you give someone a slap on the wrist because they messed you up, but not because they were trying to ruin your day. You're just too tired to argue.
My ex gave me a La La Land pass after she broke up with me for a guy who had a beard and smelled like old pizza.
My friend gave me a La La Land pass after I took her phone and told her I was going to post her photo on the internet.
My teacher gave me a La La Land pass after I shouted out 'I love you' in class and everyone laughed at me.
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A La La Land pass is like telling someone 'whatever' because they messed you up, but not because they were trying to be a pain. You’re just done with the nonsense.
I gave my crush a La La Land pass after he stood me up for a date and then said he had a migraine.
My sister gave me a La La Land pass after I took her favorite shirt and told her I was wearing it to school.
My mom gave me a La La Land pass after I told her she looked like a sad chicken and she said she was going to ground me forever.
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A La La Land pass is when you say 'whatever' to someone because they messed you up, but not because they were a total pain. You're just tired of fighting.
I gave my crush a La La Land pass after he asked me out and then forgot my name.
My brother gave me a La La Land pass after he ate all my candy and told me I was a bad eater.
My teacher gave me a La La Land pass after I told her she looked like a messy sock and she said I was going to fail math.
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