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He's so cool and hot that he makes your brain explode. Every girl wants him because he's smart and doesn't need glasses to see your stupidity.
My guy is a god in human form. You're just a sad cloud.
He’s like a superhero but with better hair and more snacks.
He’s so good looking, I almost cried. Almost.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He’s the king of cool, the god of sexy, and the reason why your life is a dumpster fire.
He walks in, and suddenly I’m the one who’s ugly.
He’s so hot, I think my face is melting.
He’s like a pizza, but with more charisma and less cheese.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He’s so cool and sexy, he’s like a combination of a superhero and a snack machine. You’re just a sad background character.
He’s the main character. You’re just the sidekick with no lines.
He’s so hot, my face is jealous.
He’s like a snack bar, but with more brainpower and less sad vibes.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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