Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Weed is the reason your mom's pants are always falling down and your dad's breath smells like a trash can.

My mom got high and fell off the couch. Now her pants are on the floor.

My dad took a hit and said, 'I'm the king of the world.' He's still saying it.

Weed is like a magic potion for people who think they're cool but aren't.

2

Fuck you is the sound your brother makes when he steals your last slice of pizza and eats it in front of you.

My brother said, 'Fuck you,' and ate my pizza like it was a birthday cake.

He said 'fuck you' and dropped a piece on the floor. I threw it back at him.

He called me a 'fucking loser' and ate my pizza in front of the whole class.

3

Lala is like when you're too high to care about your life and just want to sing about your feelings.

Lala was singing about her feelings, and it made me cry. I didn’t even know I had feelings.

Lala was high, and she kept singing. I didn’t even know she was high.

Lala was singing about her feelings and her feelings were really loud.

4

A person who's lost in their own world is like when you're sitting there, and they're talking to a cloud.

My dad was lost in his own world and was talking to a cloud. I asked him if he wanted a sandwich.

My mom was lost in her own world and was talking to a fish. I don't know why.

He was lost in his own world and was talking to a plant. It didn’t say anything back.

5

Lala is when you're singing like you're in a band and you're ignoring everything else in the world.

Lala was singing like she was in a band, and I was like, 'Are you even listening to me?''

She was singing like she was in a band and forgot to do her homework. Again.

She was singing like she was in a band, and I said, 'If you don't stop, I'll throw your shoes at you.'

6

Throwing your neighbor’s trash in the street is like taking their problems and dumping them on the sidewalk.

I threw my neighbor’s trash in the street, and now her dog is crying.

I threw her trash in the street, and it looked like she was crying too.

She threw my trash in the street, and I said, 'You're gonna pay for that.'

7

A sissy is like when you're too scared to fight your brother and you run away like a coward.

My brother called me a sissy and I ran away like I was scared of a dog.

He called me a sissy and I was too scared to fight him. I cried.

He called me a sissy, and I said, 'I'm not scared. I'm just not in the mood.'