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When someone talks like a broken parrot and repeats the same stupid thing over and over until you want to punch them.

"I told you I hate math! I told you I hate math! I told you I hate math!", a kid in math class

My mom says "I’m fine" like 10 times a day even when she’s clearly dying inside

My dog barks the same phrase every time the mailman comes, it’s like he’s got a script

When someone is so dumb they think saying something twice makes it more true, like they’re trying to convince a wall.

"I’m gonna pass this test! I’m gonna pass this test!", said by a kid who got a D−

My dad yells "I’m the best at video games!" every time he loses

My sister says "I love pizza" like it’s a magic spell

When someone repeats the same thing so much it starts to sound like a bad karaoke song, and you’re stuck listening to it.

"I’m gonna win! I’m gonna win! I’m gonna win!", from my brother during every sports game

My friend sings "La la la" during every phone call like it’s a theme song

My teacher says "Good job" to every single kid like it’s a curse

When someone is so obsessed with repeating things that they probably think they’re a famous rapper, and they’re not.

"I’m the king! I’m the king! I’m the king!", said by my cousin every time he wins a game

My neighbor shouts "I’m rich! I’m rich!" every time he gets a $5 raise

My uncle yells "I’m the best!" before every single meal

When someone talks like a broken record and you’re not sure if they’re trying to annoy you or just really bad at communication.

"I’m going to college! I’m going to college!", from my friend who still lives with his mom

My dog barks "I’m hungry! I’m hungry!" every time I walk by the kitchen

My mom says "I’m tired" like it’s a personal attack

When someone is so lost in their own head they repeat the same thing so much it feels like they’re trying to convince the universe.

"I’m the best! I’m the best! I’m the best!", from my dad before every single game

My friend yells "I’m famous!" every time someone likes his tweet

My brother says "I’m rich!" even though he still lives in his mom’s basement