LA Ice Cola

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That stupid-ass cola that makes your brain feel like it's on fire and your taste buds commit suicide.
I drank LA Ice Cola and now my tongue is crying.
My cousin drank it and turned into a zombie.
That cola is so bad, I think it's trying to murder me.
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The cheapest, most gross cola ever made. It’s like the drink version of a cockroach in a soup kitchen.
I drank it and now I’m questioning my life choices.
My dog wouldn’t touch it. He’s a snob.
That cola is so bad, it’s like it was made by a man who hates life.
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A cola so bad it makes your eyes water and your soul scream in agony.
I drank it and my soul ran away.
That cola is like a slap in the face from a drunk man.
I think I just died from drinking that.
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