la honey

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The grossest one of the group. Like a stink bomb with no exit strategy.
La Honey ate a whole pizza and then fell asleep in the sauce.
I saw La Honey in the shower and it was like a horror movie.
La Honey’s socks were inside out and smelled like old cheese.
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The most dirty person. Like a trash can that also poops.
La Honey sat next to me on the bus and it was like a dumpster fire.
La Honey’s hair looked like a raccoon had a party in it.
La Honey tried to hug me and I almost ran out of the room.
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The most gross person ever. Like a moldy sandwich that also sneezes.
La Honey’s lunch was a mystery and I didn’t want to know the answer.
La Honey’s breath smelled like old socks and gym socks.
La Honey sat in my chair and now I have to live with the aftermath.
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