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A basic school where you sit through mind-numbing lessons and then get hit with homework like it’s a curse from the devil. The mascot is a bulldawg, and it’s so annoying, you wish it would die.
Yo, I’m tired of this stupid school. Why do we even have a bulldawg? It’s not even cute.
I came to class and all I saw was a bunch of people whispering and pretending they weren’t alone.
I got home and my mom said, 'You have homework? Again?' I cried.
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A fancy suburb school where kids wear designer clothes, party every day, and go to Hawaii for winter break. If you don’t have a cabin or a rich parent, you’re just barely a student.
My friend went to Whole Foods on Wednesday. I went to Taco Bell. I’m not rich.
My mom says I have to wear designer denim or I’ll be kicked out of the school.
I went to Hawaii and my friend just got a cabin. I got a bus ticket and a free snack.
3
At this school, you’re either a TikTok star, a smoker, or invisible. The teachers are either terrible or they try to eat your lunch. The security guards are too busy fighting or driving golf carts to catch you.
I tried to sneak out of class and the security guard was fighting a guy in the hallway.
My teacher is a predator and he eats my lunch for breakfast.
I tried to smoke and nobody got caught. Even the security guard was smoking.
4
A normal school in the Bay with white boys wearing backwards caps and too-low jeans. Some teachers are creepy, some are just weird, and the football team gets all the attention.
My teacher married his TA and I still don’t know how that happened.
My friend tried to eat lunch in the theater and the drama kids yelled at him.
I tried to sneak out to Macy’s and got caught by the security guard.
5
A school with kids of all races, but white people rule. Half the school gets wasted every weekend, but they still get good grades. The only cool people go to San Francisco instead of staying in the city.
I tried to get wasted on Huka and passed out in the hallway.
I went to San Francisco and came back with a hangover and no friends.
My friend said he’s from the meadows and he smells like DC.
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A school known for being rich, druggie, and full of sluts. White people dominate, and they play sports like golf and tennis. The only black people in school are from the meadows and they’re known for being dirty.
I saw a La Plation walking around with a bag of crack and a purse worth more than my house.
My friend got kicked out for being a slut and smoking in the hallway.
I tried to sneak into a party and got caught by a La Plation who smelled like perfume and money.
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A falling-apart school with snobby students and a lot of drugs. It’s the second-best school in San Diego, but the building is falling apart and the pool is the only good thing about it.
I tried to sneak into the pool and got caught by the security guard.
My friend got high in the hallway and passed out.
I saw a teacher eating a bag of chips during class.
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