La Hess

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La hess is when life throws you a punch and doesn't ask if you're ready.
I got fired and my dog died. That's la hess.
My math test was harder than my ex's lies. La hess.
My mom yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza. La hess.
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La hess is like when your day turns from okay to absolute trash.
I spilled coffee on my boss. La hess.
My phone died and I had to walk home. La hess.
My dog ate my homework. La hess.
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La hess is when everything goes wrong at once and you're left screaming into the void.
My car broke down, my dog ran away, and I got a bad grade. La hess.
I forgot my lunch, my pants were on backwards, and my teacher hates me. La hess.
My pet turtle escaped and my math test was a disaster. La hess.
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La hess is when life decides to give you the worst possible version of itself.
I got grounded, my dog peed on the carpet, and my math test was a nightmare. La hess.
My phone died, my dog ran away, and I got a bad grade. La hess.
I forgot my lunch, my teacher yelled, and my dog ate my homework. La hess.
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La hess is when you’re barely hanging on and everything else decides to fall apart.
I was barely hanging on and then my dog ran away. La hess.
I was trying to survive and then my phone died. La hess.
I was just getting by and then my math test was a disaster. La hess.
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