Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A cursed mix of lame and Haim to show how bad something is, like it got kicked by a goat and then stepped on by a donkey.

Your math test score is a la-haim disaster. I saw it and I cried.

This pizza is so bad, it's a la-haim masterpiece.

Your dog's hair is a la-haim nightmare. I want to die.

2

When something is so bad it makes Haim look good, and lame feel like a compliment.

That movie was a la-haim. I fell asleep halfway through.

Your singing is a la-haim. I think my ears are broken.

Your outfit is a la-haim. I don't know what you were thinking.

3

A word so bad it was born from the pain of a lame person and the horror of Haim.

Your essay is a la-haim. I want to throw it in the trash and set it on fire.

That joke was a la-haim. I laughed until I cried.

Your cooking is a la-haim. I think I saw ghosts.

4

A word that makes you feel like you just got hit by a truck, and then stepped on by a cow.

Your voice is a la-haim. I want to scream.

That song is a la-haim. I think my brain is dead.

Your hair is a la-haim. I don't know what to do.

5

A word so bad it was born from the worst day ever, and then it got worse.

Your drawing is a la-haim. I think it's haunted.

Your joke is a la-haim. I want to cry.

Your test is a la-haim. I think I failed life.