La Hada

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La Hada is the dirty cops who come to your block like a curse, ready to bust you for something stupid like jaywalking or eating a taco on the street.
La Hada showed up right when I was about to finish my lunch.
I saw La Hada and ran like my pants were on fire.
La Hada came in like a thief in the night and took my phone.
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La Hada is the worst kind of cop who thinks your block is their personal jail, and they have a badge that says ‘I hate you’.
La Hada pulled me over just because my hat was sideways.
La Hada showed up at my block like he owned it.
I got a ticket from La Hada for not blinking fast enough.
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La Hada is the cop you pray won’t show up at your block, especially if you’re trying to smoke a blunt in peace.
La Hada almost caught me with my pants down and my blunt in hand.
I saw La Hada and my heart dropped like a rock.
La Hada showed up right when I was about to take a bite of my sandwich.
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La Hada is that cop who loves to give you a ticket for something that doesn’t even matter, like your socks being mismatched.
La Hada gave me a ticket for eating a taco on the sidewalk.
La Hada showed up right when I was about to win the block’s biggest fight.
La Hada gave me a ticket for breathing too loud.
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La Hada is the cop who shows up at your block like he’s the king of the ghetto and you’re just there to suffer.
La Hada showed up and I knew I was in for a long day.
La Hada almost got me for talking to my mom on the phone.
La Hada showed up like he owned the place.
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La Hada is that cop who makes your life a living hell just for fun, like he’s got nothing better to do.
La Hada gave me a ticket for looking too cool.
I got a ticket from La Hada just for walking too slow.
La Hada showed up and my day went from okay to terrible.
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