La Guzzler

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A hooker who shoves glitter up your butt while you're trying to get off.

She said she'd give me a discount if I let her glitter my whole face.

He paid cash just to watch her sprinkle sparkles on his cock.

I asked for a massage and got a glitter enema instead.

A prostitute who turns your sex time into a glitter explosion you can't escape.

She said she'd give me a free blow job if I let her glitter my whole body.

He got glitter in his pants and couldn't stop laughing.

I thought I was getting a massage, but it turned into a glitter party.

A hooker who makes you look like a disco ball after you're done having sex.

She glittered my face so hard I looked like a glittery freak.

He tried to hide the glitter in his pants but it came out everywhere.

I got glitter in my hair and couldn't stop laughing.