La Grutta

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a tiny peanut-shaped turd that won't let go of your butt hair and won't stop being gross

I tried to wipe it but it just came back like a cocky little turd

My dad's La Grutta was so big it had its own postcode

I sat on it and now my pants are cursed

a smelly little poo that grabs your butt hair and won't let you forget it

That La Grutta was like a stubborn kid who wouldn't stop being annoying

I walked five blocks and my La Grutta was still there like a bad habit

I tried to flick it off and it just fell back on me like a slap

a tiny, peanut-shaped turd that clings to your butt hair like it's your best friend

My La Grutta was so strong it had a grip like a superhero

I tried to ignore it but it followed me everywhere like a lost puppy

That thing was like a tattoo of turd forever