la gorda

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#chunky#loud#brain-dead

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La gorda is like the worst version of a mom. She’s chunky, brain-dead, and screams at everyone like she’s been personally insulted by God.
"La gorda just yelled at the grocery store clerk for not giving her extra cheese."
"She tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem like it was a joke."
"La gorda showed up to my birthday party wearing socks with lizards on them."
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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La gorda is the human version of a sausage. She eats everything, talks too much, and thinks she’s cool.
"La gorda ordered a whole pizza for herself and ate it in one bite."
"She texted me at 2 a. m. just to tell me she watched the same movie 10 times."
"La gorda tried to dance to the radio and fell over."
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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La gorda is like a monster that came out of a trash can. She’s fat, dumb, and always smells like old pizza.
"La gorda showed up to my game with a whole plate of nachos."
"She tried to teach my dog how to do math and it just stared at her."
"La gorda took over my phone and sent 100 texts to my crush."
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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