Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy slaps his meat so hard it turns purple just to get more blood going

Bro just smacked his cock like it owed him money

He hit his pecker so hard it looked like it got in a fight

That guy hit his ding Dong so hard it turned into a bruise

2

A man beats his wiener like it’s a punching bag to get it nice and pumped

He hit his willy like it was a tough opponent

That guy was hitting his pecker like it was a job

He was whacking his meat like it was his full-time gig

3

When a guy whacks his cock until it’s sore just to make it extra happy

He was whacking his dong until it cried

That guy smacked his meat like it was his nemesis

He hit his cock until it looked like it had a black eye

4

A man slaps his penis until it’s angry just to get more blood going

He hit his willy like it was his enemy

That guy was smacking his cock like it was a fight

He hit his pecker until it looked like it was mad

5

When a guy hits his cock so hard it gets all swollen just to get it ready

He whacked his meat like it was a job interview

That guy hit his willy until it was swollen

He smacked his dong so hard it got all puffed up

6

A man beats his pecker like it’s a drum to get it all pumped up

He hit his cock like it was a musical instrument

That guy was whacking his meat like it was a beat

He smacked his willy like it was a drum solo