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A bunch of fake artists who say they'll do stuff but never actually do it. They're like promises with no legs.
I'll paint your house by Friday. Probably.
I swear I'll show up to the concert. Maybe.
I'll finish this mural. Eventually.
L.A. Flakers
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Professional flakers who talk big but never follow through. They’re like hot air balloons with no fuel.
I’ll finish your portrait in a week. If I feel like it.
I’ll show up to the show. If I remember.
I’ll do your logo. Maybe next year.
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A group of flake artists who all think they're the best but never actually get anything done. They're like bad pizza, everyone orders it, no one eats it.
I’ll paint your mural. Maybe by next year.
I’ll show up. Probably not.
I’ll finish this project. If I feel like it.
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Fake artists who say they'll do stuff but never do it. They’re like a broken promise that’s also a bad comedian.
I’ll paint your house. Maybe when I feel like it.
I’ll show up to the concert. Maybe not.
I’ll finish your logo. Maybe by the end of time.
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Professional flakers who think they're the best but never actually do the work. They’re like a promise that never comes true and also smells like old pizza.
I’ll paint your mural. Maybe next year.
I’ll show up. Maybe never.
I’ll finish this project. Maybe by the end of the universe.
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A team of fake artists who all say they'll do stuff but never actually do it. They’re like promises with no legs and also no brains.
I’ll finish your portrait. Maybe by next week.
I’ll show up. Maybe not.
I’ll paint your house. Maybe when I feel like it.