LA Flake

An LA Flake is a sneaky backstabber who promises to meet you at a certain time and place, then vanishes like a fart in the wind. They talk your ear off before the plan, but when the day comes, they’re nowhere to be found.

An LA Flake is a fake friend who says they’ll show up, but they’re too busy being a fake friend somewhere else. They’ll even send you a message the day before to make you feel special, then disappear.

An LA Flake is a pain in the ass who makes plans with you, then decides they’re too good for you. They’ll tell you they’ve got something better to do, even if it’s just a boring party.

An LA Flake is someone who lies to you to get out of plans. They’ll tell you they’re busy, but they’re actually just too lazy to show up.

An LA Flake is someone who acts like they care about you, but they’re too selfish to show up. They’ll even tell you they’ve got something better to do.

An LA Flake is someone who talks your ear off about plans, then disappears the day of. They’ll tell you they’ve got something better to do, even if it’s just a boring party.