Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The main dish of a Hispanic guy's day. She wears too much makeup and clothes that show everything. She's got a butt that makes him weak in the knees.

Yo, la flaka is the reason I skipped math class today.

She walks in, and I forget how to breathe.

That ass is why I failed my history test.

2

A girl who makes every guy in the neighborhood want to punch their mom. She's got a face like a neon sign and a body that screams 'look at me.'

La flaka is why I skipped lunch to flirt with her.

I dropped my sandwich when she walked by.

She's so hot, I forgot my pants.

3

The reason why a guy forgets his mom's birthday. She's loud, loud, and loud again. She wears clothes that say 'I don't care.'

La flaka is the only thing I think about at school.

She came in, and I forgot my homework.

That girl is so loud, she woke up my dog.

4

The girl who makes a guy feel like a chump. She's got red lips, tight clothes, and a butt that could knock a guy out.

La flaka is the reason I failed my science test.

She walked in, and I dropped my phone.

That girl is so good-looking, I got a headache.

5

The girl who turns a guy into a lovesick fool. She's got a face that glows and a body that makes him want to cry.

La flaka is the reason I forgot my dog's name.

I saw her, and I dropped my lunch.

That girl is so hot, I got a stomach ache.

6

The girl who makes a guy think he's the king of the world. She's got a mouth that talks and a body that screams 'I'm here.'

La flaka is the only thing I think about at night.

She walked by, and I forgot my shoes.

That girl is so loud, she could wake up the dead.