La Flacka

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#stick-figure princess#attention hog#coolness thief

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A stick-figure princess who turns heads and makes your man wish he had a better taste in women. You’re just mad she’s getting all the attention.
At the party, my guy was eyeing La Flacka like she was a free pizza.
He texted me, 'Why can’t I be as cool as La Flacka? I just want to be her backup dancer.'
She walked in, and my man forgot I was even there.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The thinnest, most perfect girl who makes your man want to punch you for not being her.
He saw La Flacka and said, 'I’d rather be her boyfriend than yours.'
She laughed at my joke, and my man forgot I was even talking.
He left me to go flirt with La Flacka, and I didn’t even get a goodbye.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A tiny, fancy girl who walks in and makes your man forget your name.
She showed up, and my man said, 'Who’s this? I can’t even remember you.'
He asked her to the dance, and I got left with the DJ.
She smiled, and my man said, 'I’d take her over you any day.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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