la fare

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A la fare is a person so weird they make you want to punch a wall.

My cousin is a la fare. He wears socks with sandals and talks to his plants.

My teacher said I was a la fare for drawing a mustache on the principal's face.

My dog is a la fare. He howls at the mailman like it's a war.

A la fare is someone who acts like they're the king of the world, but they're just mad.

My friend is a la fare. He yells at the TV like it owes him money.

My mom is a la fare. She fights with the microwave over the toast.

My neighbor is a la fare. He wears a cape and runs around the block every morning.

A la fare is someone so strange they could make a goat cry.

My brother is a la fare. He collects bottle caps and talks to his goldfish.

My friend's cat is a la fare. It stares at the ceiling like it's judging it.

My uncle is a la fare. He wears a hat inside and a hat outside.