LA face with an Oakland booty

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A face from LA, which is full of fake celebrities, and a booty from Oakland, which is full of real ass and real problems.
I dated a LA face and got dumped by an Oakland booty. Classic story.
My cousin got engaged to a LA face and now lives in a Oakland booty. It’s a mess.
My mom says my face is a LA face and my ass is an Oakland booty. I’m getting married.
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A pretty face from LA and a big ass from Oakland, like they’re the best of both worlds but also the worst of both worlds.
My ex had a LA face and an Oakland booty. I still think about her.
My friend’s dating a guy with a LA face and an Oakland booty. He’s a beast.
I saw a guy with a LA face and an Oakland booty. He looked like he could beat up a goat.
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A face from LA that looks like it was done in a salon and a booty from Oakland that looks like it was done in a jail.
My sister got a LA face and an Oakland booty. She looks like a movie star and a criminal.
I got a LA face and an Oakland booty. I look like I’ve been to heaven and hell.
My brother’s got a LA face and an Oakland booty. He’s a legend.
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