1 You brain-dead monkey Expand La Dur! You just spilled your cereal on the floor.La Dur! You think the sky is green?La Dur! You tried to text me with your feet. + Examples
2 You chicken brains Expand La Dur! You tried to fight a chicken.La Dur! You can't even tie your shoes.La Dur! You asked if the moon was made of cheese. + Examples
3 You walking disaster Expand La Dur! You broke my phone just by looking at it.La Dur! You tried to cook and burned the house down.La Dur! You walked into a wall and cried. + Examples
4 You brainless blob Expand La Dur! You tried to ride a bike and fell into a pond.La Dur! You think the sun is a lightbulb.La Dur! You used a spoon to eat pizza. + Examples
5 You brain-eating zombie Expand La Dur! You tried to eat my homework.La Dur! You screamed at a pigeon.La Dur! You wore socks to bed and cried. + Examples