la douzi

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Liquid poop that comes out like a firehose after scarfing down too much Chinese food. It’s loud, it’s wild, and it smells like a gym sock in a garbage can.

I ate three dumplings and a whole fortune cookie. Now I’m leaking like a broken water main.

My pants are now a canvas of yellow and green. I think I just broke the toilet.

I tried to run from the bathroom, but my legs were too busy screaming at me.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Your guts turned into a lava lamp, spewing out a rainbow of poop that smells like old pizza and regret.

I ate spicy chicken and now I’m a walking toilet. My socks are soaked.

My lunch was a mistake. My poop is a masterpiece of disaster.

I tried to hide my la douzi in the closet, but the closet smelled like a sewer.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Poop that’s so strong it could knock out a horse, and it came from eating too much Chinese food like you’re trying to win a bet.

I bet my friend I could eat ten spring rolls. I lost, and now I’m paying with my pants.

I ate like a dragon. Now my butt is a volcano.

My la douzi was so loud, my neighbor called the police.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A poop storm that hits you like a surprise party, and it’s all because of Chinese food and your bad life choices.

I opened the bathroom door and it hit me like a truck. I think I cried.

My la douzi was so bad, my dog ran away.

I tried to ignore it, but my pants were screaming at me.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Poop that’s like a tsunami, coming from your butt after you ate too much Chinese food and your life is a mess.

I ate like I was going to die. Now I’m dying in the bathroom.

My la douzi was so strong, it knocked my chair over.

I tried to walk, but my poop was faster.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Your gut turned into a war zone, and the only thing fighting is your poop, which smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can.

I ate like I was hungry for a month. Now my butt is at war.

My la douzi was so bad, my socks are now a war trophy.

I tried to fight it, but my poop won.

by Slangipedia 1d ago