la douche

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A fancy French word for shower, but also a way to make your mom cringe by saying ‘douche’ in front of her.

My brother said ‘la douche’ in front of my mom and she yelled at him.

I told my mom ‘la douche’ and she said I was being annoying.

My cousin used ‘la douche’ to embarrass me at dinner.

It’s the French word for ‘shower,’ but who cares? It’s just a word.

I said ‘la douche’ in class and my teacher said I was being lazy.

My friend used ‘la douche’ and I laughed at him.

I texted my friend ‘la douche’ and he said I was being weird.

So hot it could melt your face, but also a way to say someone is a total loser.

My crush is so hawt, I said ‘so very hawt’ to him and he blushed.

I called my dad ‘so very hawt’ and he said I was being funny.

My friend said ‘so very hawt’ and I thought he was being weird.

A guy who’s a total jerk, a total liar, and probably from New Jersey. He thinks he’s the best.

My cousin is a total douche and he said I was a loser.

I called my brother a douche and he yelled at me.

My neighbor is a total douche and he talked trash about me.

A LA douche is a guy who thinks he’s way better than everyone else. He drives a fancy car and wears a stupid Bluetooth.

My friend is an LA douche and he said I was not cool.

I called my neighbor an LA douche and he got mad.

My cousin is an LA douche and he thinks he’s better than me.

A cyclist who thinks he’s super cool, but he’s just a dumb guy who rides a bike and hates everyone.

That cyclist yelled at me and I called him a douche.

I saw a cyclist run a red light and I said he was a total loser.

That cyclist tried to balance on one foot and I laughed at him.

A guy from MXC who says ‘Guy la douche ass’ when something stupid happens or he doesn’t like something.

I saw something gay and I said ‘Guy la douche ass’ and my friend laughed at me.

I didn’t like my math test and I said ‘Guy la douche ass’ and my teacher got mad.

My brother said ‘Guy la douche ass’ and I said he was being dumb.