Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Giving your kids ridiculous names that sound like they came out of a trash can.

My kid’s named Sir Biscuit McFluffyPants. I’m not even mad.

My son’s called ShizzleMcBoo. I’m still mad.

My daughter’s named Gloop. I’m just confused now.

2

Calling your kids weird names that make you look like a loser.

My kid’s named Sir Loin. I just got roasted at the grocery store.

My daughter’s called Fartacus. I’m still crying.

My son’s named Sir Puddle. I’m just tired.

3

Naming your kids things that sound like they’re from a bad movie.

My kid’s named Sir DingleDangle. It’s like a bad 80s movie.

My daughter’s called Bloop. It’s like a bad cartoon.

My son’s named Sir Muffin. It’s like a bad commercial.

4

Giving your kids names that make you look like you have no idea what you’re doing.

My kid’s named Sir Whizzle. I have no idea what I was thinking.

My daughter’s called Fartini. I’m still confused.

My son’s named Sir Gloop. I’m just sad.

5

Naming your kids things that sound like they’re from a mad scientist’s lab.

My kid’s named Sir GloopMcFluff. He’s from a mad scientist’s lab.

My daughter’s called BloopMcWhizzle. She’s from a mad scientist’s lab.

My son’s named Sir DingleDangle. He’s from a mad scientist’s lab.

6

Giving your kids names that are so weird they should have their own show.

My kid’s named Sir WhizzleMcGloop. He’s got his own show.

My daughter’s called Bloop. She’s got her own show.

My son’s named Sir DingleDangle. He’s got his own show.